Archive for August, 2003

Kill Your DJ

The last of the tracks has been posted in the BitPass store for The Illegal Rebirth of Deep Blue the Kid – tracks are only 25¢ apiece.

One of the joys of this digital age is that the album – which was finished today – should soon be available on CD. How soon? Say, within two weeks. Even less if you count the full-album download option coming soon to our digital store.

In other news: All albums featured in the BitPass store now have selected tracks available as free samples. Yes, free. Also, they’re encoded at low quality – but they’re free.

Enjoy.

Friday, August 15th, 2003

Jack Bennett’s Fool

Jack’s back with another cinema masterpiece – Fool.

I’m not directly involved with this one, so I don’t have quite the insight that I had into Jack’s previous venture. But from watching his previews, I’d have to say that it looks like a movie about that kind of relationship.


No, not that kind of relationship…

It’s a movie about a girl and one of those guys you can never seem to shake off.


“You call this a prop? You call this a prop?
You spent the money on beer, didn’t you?”

It’s a comedy about romantics.


“Snap out of it! You sound like a Jack Bennett movie!”

But it’s not a romantic comedy.

Oh, just click the picture below and watch the preview, already.


“Now, this is what I call a prop…”

Thursday, August 14th, 2003

Lights out - guerilla radio…

The Bangkok Post features this brief article on the history of grassroots media in the U.S.

Wednesday, August 13th, 2003

The most expensive toy ever made

Want to be an action figure?

Well, you could use your family connections to get into the Air National Guard when thousands of young draftees are on a waiting list. Then, go AWOL before you finish your hitch. Chair a failed oil company, follow your father into the highest office in the land, and spend over one-million dollars in taxpayer money to get your photo taken in a flight suit.


That’s not the real packaging,
but it should be

Or you could stop wasting the taxpayers’ money, get out of office, and get yourself a toy from these fine people.

Tuesday, August 12th, 2003

Another fine application of the Internet…

Update: TCM also invites you to take the quiz multiple times because they shuffle questions. Of course, my results are always either Cora from The Postman Always Rings Twice or Nora from The Thin Man, so….

Turner Classic Movies has a quiz up on their site that lets you find your perfect “movie match”. They’re not very blogger-savvy, however, since they don’t give you code to go on your website. So I prepped this all by myself, just because I care for you.

Your Match:

  • I do what it takes to get what I want.
  • I enjoy film thrillers.
  • I am ready to share my life with someone.
  • I appreciate courtesy.


Cora from The Postman Always Rings Twice

And then they give you all kinds of detailed statistics….

Age: 25
Astrological Sign: Aquarius
Location: Nowheresville, Ca
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Height: 5’ 3”
Weight: 120
Body Type: All Curves
Education: High School Dropout
Occupation: Undecided
Income: Nothing To Brag About
Smoker: Yes
Drinker: Yes
Status: Not Your Concern
Have Children: No Comment
Wanna Have Children: Ugh!

Uh-huh.

Tuesday, August 12th, 2003

Go, go!

It’s been a long time since John sent me rushing off to take a personality quiz.

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Power Rangers Movie!


What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
brought to you by Quizilla

Monday, August 11th, 2003

Cruising for hits from the search engines…

I swear, when I posted this entry about the Dixie Chicks posing nude for an Entertainment Weekly cover, I had no idea that it would attract hits from as far away as Japan.

So, if any of you readers happen to speak Japanese (hey, it could happen), maybe you could translate just how hard the readers of this forum have flamed me for my censored version of the picture.

Hey – if I mention “nude Christina Aguilera”, do you think I’ll get hits from Taiwan?

Monday, August 11th, 2003

Momma’s gonna put all of her fears into you….

A fascinating Toronto Star editorial takes a good, hard look at what U.S. soldiers and representatives are saying, and what the rest of the world hears.

“We created in this culture some Iraqis that then had to act because of their value systems against us in terms of revenge, possibly because there were casualties on their side and also because of the impact on their dignity and respect.”

Set aside the awkward lingo. The message is clear enough:

Iraqis are resisting the occupation not because innocent bystanders are getting killed or injured in ill-conceived and ill-executed American operations.

Nor because doors to people’s homes are being kicked down in the middle of the night, their meagre possessions turned topsy-turvy and their cash, essential for survival in the absence of banks, seized.

It’s an interesting piece that shows just how the language of arrogance can be easily interpreted, no matter how politically it might be phrased.

The fact is that, from the start, we’ve had unhealthy notions about our role in the world.

King George II has been one of the worst offenders when it comes to misrepresenting the United States’ role in the world. At times, his voice has echoed those of pre-Revolutionary English monarchy. The Divine Right of Bush, it seems, is to spread good ol’ ‘Merican sussiety about the globe, regardless of what the people may actually want or need. When the U.N. tells him that they will not support his actions, he calls them “obsolete” and “irrelevant” and declares the ‘Merican Way to be the One True Way.

And it’s little shock that the Islamic population of Iraq should believe that Bush is waging a Holy War, what with Dubya constantly singing “God On Our Side” as he marches our troops into ambush after ambush in search of one man. One man he was certain we would capture in the first two weeks.

What Haroon Siddiqui captures is two essential problems with the way America has chosen to deal with post-war Iraq.

First, the administration and the military have chosen not to treat Iraq as a sovereign nation (despite the lip service they’ve paid to the idea). Instead, they have treated Iraq as the “spoils of war” and as an occupied nation. Yes, the Iraqi people are – for the most part – glad to be rid of Saddam Hussein. However, the Iraqi people also – for the most part – wish to be rid of the Americans. While the Americans may be responsible for toppling Hussein’s throne, the Iraqi’s also see them as an occupying force that spends its time executing the neighbors and refusing to protect Iraqi civilization and life (museums are allowed to be looted, hospitals are left defenseless).

Second – the administration relies very heavily on the idea that we’re still fighting loyal Baathists and Fedayeen. More and more reports, however, show that most of the Iraqi guerillas are civilians who see America as an occupying, imperialist force. And with Bush using terms like “spoils of war” and “God on our side”, it’s not that hard to blame them.

Using the demons of the Baath party and Saddam’s elite, however, has allowed the Bush White House to ignore the problem of seeing the Iraqis as people, and it has allowed them to duck questions of intelligence failures and responsibility. It’s never three civilians accidentally killed in a crossfire. It’s three Iraqis suspected of having ties to the Baath party killed. It’s never an Iraqi family rounded up, hustled out into the street, and thrown into the back of a van due to mistaken intelligence. It’s a successful raid on a suspected Fedayeen headquarters.

It’s a matter of perception and labels. As also reported by the Washington Post:

From Bush’s view, it’s a Baath loyalist engaging in terrorist activities.

From our point of view, it’s a disgruntled civilian who found a weapon.

And in Iraq, the headstone reads Shahid – “Martyr”.

Sunday, August 10th, 2003

200,000 in counterfeit fifty dollar bills…

At issue was Iraq’s efforts to buy high-strength aluminum tubes. The U.S. government said those tubes were for centrifuges to enrich uranium for a nuclear bomb. But the IAEA, the world’s nuclear watchdog, had uncovered strong evidence that Iraq was using them for conventional rockets.

Joe described the rocket story as a transparent Iraqi lie. According to people familiar with his presentation, which circulated before and afterward among government and outside specialists, Joe said the specialized aluminum in the tubes was “overspecified,” “inappropriate” and “excessively strong.” No one, he told the inspectors, would waste the costly alloy on a rocket.

In fact, there was just such a rocket. According to knowledgeable U.S. and overseas sources, experts from U.S. national laboratories reported in December to the Energy Department and U.S. intelligence analysts that Iraq was manufacturing copies of the Italian-made Medusa 81. Not only the Medusa’s alloy, but also its dimensions, to the fraction of a millimeter, matched the disputed aluminum tubes.

More information on lies, half-truths, and dirty tricks.

If anybody needs it spelled out, allow me: Bush exaggerated. Bush lied. Bush continues to lie. And he will probably lie in the future.

It doesn’t shock me to learn this – it’s what I’ve been saying all along.

It does shock me that everybody thinks this is a scoop.

Sunday, August 10th, 2003

Gregory Hines


1946-2003

Sunday, August 10th, 2003