Guys like me, we’re old school.
That Pesky Apostrophe has found that John Kerry has had charges of heresy filed against him in the Catholic church.
A Catholic lawyer has filed heresy charges against Sen. John Kerry with the Archdiocese of Boston, accusing the Democratic presidential candidate of bringing “most serious scandal to the American public” by receiving Holy Communion as a pro-choice Catholic.The 18-page document was sent to the archdiocese June 14, but released to the public only yesterday by Marc Balestrieri, a Los Angeles-based canon lawyer and an assistant judge with the Archdiocese of Los Angeles’ tribunal, an ecclesiastical court. If the Boston Archdiocese, which is refusing comment on the case, decided to press heresy charges, the Massachusetts senator could be excommunicated.
“My goal is his repentance, not excommunication,” Mr. Balestrieri said. The charges do not seek monetary damages.
Waitaminnit. I think I’ve read this one before – what was it called? Oh, yeah! I think Mario Puzo wrote it. Man, I’ll tell you. That’s Original Gangster-with-an-e-r.
I’m not Catholic, and I understand that Pope John Paul is a very conservative man – but I can’t help but feel that John Paul would be much more likely to support Kerry than Bush. The Pope and Kerry may disagree when it comes to gay marriage and abortion, but John Paul disagrees with Bush on the death penalty, Iraq, and Bush’s foreign and domestic policies in general. Plus, John Paul is Polish and has never really been keen on fascists.
And if you trace the issue over Kerry receiving Communion, you find that it doesn’t start with the Pope – it starts with one of the Cardinals. A Cardinal was the first to announce that he felt John Kerry shouldn’t be allowed to receive Communion because of his political beliefs, and that rallying cry was picked up by ultra-conservatives in the Catholic church worldwide. Meanwhile, the Pope – who, let’s face facts, is growing weak and feeble in his mortal shell – can only answer politically when asked what he thinks of the issues, saying that it’s for the arch-diocese to make their own decisions. Which is the religious equivalent of the Federal government saying it’s the states’ responsibility to decide for themselves.
When you’re in the position John Paul is in and you’re surrounded by many, many people who are just waiting for you to die so they can have a shot at the Big Hat, then you’ve got to realize that it’s time to make non-committal statements. Otherwise, you might wake up to find your – well, on second thought, you might not. The Pope’s no fool. He’s probably read The Family.
Tuesday, July 6th, 2004


