Archive for May, 2005

Ten for Friday…

And now the Random Friday Ten. Why? Because we like you.

  1. “Make Love Fuck War” – Public Enemy
  2. “Broken Promises” – Moments in Grace
  3. “Choose Life” – PF Project
  4. “Criminal” – Off The Beat
  5. “Sputnik in Love” – Roy “Chicky” Arad
  6. “Lamplight” – Laura Palmer
  7. “Above Ground” – Norah Jones
  8. “Thy Will” – Sundari
  9. “Rewind” – MC Frontalot
  10. “Sexy Plexi” – Jack Johnson

Friday, May 27th, 2005

Consider your design carefully.

The rotund feline that people over five love to hate got his own feature film last year. And with it came a lot of promotional material. You might remember some posters featuring the cat in question peeking up from the edge of the paper with a pair of Tom-Cruise-in-__Risky-Business__ sunglasses.

Well, this past week I went to see Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.

Now. Garfield was released quite a while ago. So long ago, in fact, that the DVD has moved off of the “New Releases” shelf in most video stores. Revenge of the Sith, on the other hand, is brand new. One was a family comedy featuring a CGI cat. The other was a sci-fi action movie that people brought their four- and five-year old kids to see in spite of the fact that it is rated PG-13. What could the connection between these two possibly be?

The popcorn bag!

Yes, the Abingdon Cinemall where I saw Revenge was, in fact, still using Garfield promotional bags to peddle their popcorn. This is something I love about the Cinemall, actually – the popcorn bags run months behind the actual movies. At least, they do when you go to matinees. It gives you a feeling like you’ve just stepped through a time warp. Hey! Look at me! In the lobby, Garfield hasn’t been released yet. But now that I’m in the theatre, I’m seeing Sith!

Anyway. There’s the bag. It uses the “Peeking Garfield” design on one side. On the other side, you’ll find this:

Isn’t it cute? Garfield’s tail peeks up from the bottom of the design. You can’t see it, but somewhere, Garfield is mooning us.

Don’t think about that too hard, or you might blow a brain cell or two.

Now, I’m going to show you the front design of the bag again. Because I think it bears repeating.

This is a quick lesson in design. Always consider where your design is going.

For instance – in the design above, Garfield’s head from the nose up has been put on the bottom half of a popcorn bag. It would be wise to recognize that the majority of Americans hold their popcorn bags in their laps.

I repeat.

Popcorn bags go in the lap.

If you’re having trouble seeing why this is a problem, then you might want to check out this handy illustration detailing what you see when you look down at the popcorn bag in your lap. (if you have a good imagination, I recommend not clicking the link – I don’t have the prettiest lap in the world)

Granted – not everybody is going to think this. And not everybody is going to be willing to admit that they see it. But the fact remains – somebody didn’t consider their design before they sent it to the printers.

And no, reversing the bag doesn’t help matters.

This abuse of Flickr brought to you by the letter G.

Tuesday, May 24th, 2005

Spin the wheel!

Let’s see what the shuffleplay reveals in this week’s Friday Random Ten!

  1. Ave Generosa – Chloe Goodchild, Sura
  2. Every Time You Go Away – Brian McKnight, iTunes New Music Sampler
  3. Eternity—Memories of Waves and Light – Noriko Matsueda & Takahito Eguchi, Final Fantasy X-2 Piano Collection
  4. Ramblin’ Rose – Louis Armstrong, What a Wonderful World
  5. No Name – Outkast, Stankonia
  6. Go, Hippie – Fountains of Wayne, Utopia Parkway
  7. Un Poison Violent, C’est Ca L’amour – Serge Gainsbourg, Comic Strip
  8. Popcorn Girl – Dear Nora & Little Brother, It’s Okay to Smile
  9. Your Aggressive Silence – Stealing Orchestra, The Haunted and Almost Lost Songs 97-98
  10. Suck My Kiss – Richard Cheese, Lounge Against the Machine

Friday, May 20th, 2005

Frank Gorshin

1933 – 2005

Wednesday, May 18th, 2005

“Just open the door and react.”

It’s nice when an actor can survive an early mistake to become famous and act as an object lesson to later actors – as with Christopher Lee, who made the classic mistake of not asking for details about the movie he was starring in.

He says, “Oh Eugenie. I was the narrator of a De Sade story, PHILOSOPHY OF THE BOUDOIR. I went down for a couple of days with my red smoking jacket, delivered my stuff and everybody was very pleased.

“What I didn’t know was that when I left, they took their clothes off. Then a friend said, ‘Oh, I see you’re starring in a film showing in Soho.’”

Yes, Christopher Lee at one point in his career made a true rookie error. He didn’t ask what kind of movie he was filming for, and as a result he now has to deal with the new re-release of “his” adult film from the 1970’s.

Always ask to see a copy of the complete script.

Whoops.

Wednesday, May 18th, 2005

Stay on target… Stay on target!

Your evil bastard assignment: Attend a crowded showing of Episode III. If Mace Windu dies (and, considering Episode IV, I’d say he’s definitely going to kick it), stand up and scream at the top of your lungs, “Hey! You can’t do that to Shaft!

Extra Credit: Try to start the “Re-__fund!_ Re-_fund__!” chant. Instant A+ if you succeed.

Instant Sith Lord status will be granted in the event that you fulfill these requirements and the movie is actually good. See your local Evil Bastard representative for further details.

Tuesday, May 17th, 2005

Good hustle! Good hustle!

You might want to check out The Anvil & Sprocket, where you’ll find a new review of chopsocky flick Kung Fu Hustle.

Saturday, May 14th, 2005

The Ten-tative Ten

We are not too proud at the ArtMachine to share our Friday Random Ten.

  1. “Another Dumb Blonde” – Hoku
  2. “Romeo’s Seance” – Elvis Costello and the Brodsky Quartet
  3. “Suteki Da Ne (FFX)” – Nobuo Uematsu
  4. “Have You Dug His Scene?” – Yaphet Kotto
  5. “Headed For a Heartbreak” – Winger
  6. “Feel Good Inc” – Gorillaz
  7. “Open Eyes” – Miranda Sex Garden
  8. “The Puppy Song” – Harry Nilsson
  9. “Brown-Eyed Señorita” – Jonas Crenshaw
  10. “Choose Life” – PF Project

Friday, May 13th, 2005

Won’t somebody think of the children?

Over at nytimes.com, Jesse Green writes breathlessly on The Supersizing of the School Production. I think they’re taking their analysis of New Albany, Indiana’s high school theatre a little bit far in calling it a “new trend” in American high schools. New Albany may be spending $25,000 on its production of Into the Woods, but there’s a reason that the top musicals for high schools in 2004 also included Bye Bye Birdie, Cinderella, Guys & Dolls, You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown, and Grease (note that Into the Woods is the newest show on the list – the others have been staples of high school theatre for years). These shows are easy to produce, are considered easy for young actors to relate to, and can be done cheaply with borrowed costumes and minimal sets.

What interests me in the story is not Green’s panting “A Star Is Born” analysis of the spirit that runs underneath a public high school’s big-budget production of one of Sondheim’s trickier musicals. Green’s write-up actually manages to recall Fame. I have no doubt that the theatre group in New Albany is doing good work, but Green’s slobbering lovefest is almost too ridiculous for words.

In fact, in five pages of raving over the Passion of the Teens, Green manages to pen two paragraphs, specifically, that interest me.

With all the auto shops, fast-food joints and boarded-up houses in the vicinity, it is somewhat disorienting to find Mr. Longest operating out of a $17 million performing arts annex, part of a recently completed $50 million renovation of New Albany High School that was financed by property taxes. With its airy glass lobbies and soaring curved roofs, its 24-hour radio station, television broadcast center, huge indoor pool and student bank, the building could be mistaken for the centerpiece of a college campus. But it’s a public school. Despite local poverty (one-third of New Albany’s 2,000 students are eligible for free or reduced-cost lunches), residents rejected a tax cut – by a ratio of eight to one – in order to pay for the improvements. [emphasis mine] Steve Sipes, the principal, said they had done so because the arts at New Albany had over the years brought a measure of pride, comparable only to that generated by the sports teams, to a city that’s seen better days.

Rejecting a tax cut for the betterment of society is odd enough in today’s political climate. But to reject a tax cut for the betterment of society through the arts? Unheard of! Whatever would Dubya think?

I applaud the people of New Albany for this move. Generally, I would feel that the presence of a $17 million dollar structure in the middle of crippling poverty would be an obscenity – but, for once, the structure is part of a publicly funded and publicly owned property that exists not to put money into the pockets of the already wealthy, but rather to improve the quality of life for the community. The community has shown great foresight in putting its money toward public education, and I think it’s amazing that so much of the money went toward the arts in a time when the conservative power structure is in full swing with its “Reading and Math only” chant of education.

Green is later quick to point out that the program is unsubsidized – apart from the building, itself. But I think that Green misses the larger point here. The building is a subsidy. It’s a major subsidy. By spending $17 million on the building, the local community has made a decision to subsidize their high school arts program. And that’s a major leap to make in American culture – the one culture in the history of the world that has consistently expected and demanded that its art community should crank out earth-shaking works without subsidies. Check the history books, folks. From the time of Aeschylus, the vast majority of great art has been subsidized.

Thanks to the people of New Albany, their pride in their local high school arts program, and their forward thinking attitude toward the allocation of public funds and the wisdom of tax cuts (or the refusal thereof), the students are getting a rare opportunity. They are getting to work in a well-funded, professional-level theatre.

Which brings me to the second paragraph where Green actually managed to get my interest.

Tom Weatherston, who in the mid-1950’s started the school tradition of big musicals- and whom Mr. Longest described as his conscience – had anticipated this kind of problem during dress rehearsal. “They outsource and upgrade so much now,” he said, “that they don’t learn how do to basic things themselves. For instance, they think they need the microphones, because it’s a big theater, but what happens when the microphones don’t work? Because everyone has become dependent on amplification, they don’t learn how to project.” In his youth, Mr. Weatherston acted for three summers on one of the last of those Ohio River showboats. Now 73, he was looking for simplicity over spectacle. “We used to do a show on a couple hundred dollars! Now, they’re giving more kids an experience, but it’s an inferior experience. And, realistically, where do they go next? Where are they going to have budgets like these again?”

And in my day, we walked to school every day. Every day! We didn’t get weekends off! And it was five miles! In the snow! Four feet of snow! Uphill! BOTH WAYS!

I kid, I kid.

That paragraph interests me because, honestly, Weatherston has a valid point. The kids at New Albany High School are getting an experience that many professionals would kill to have. Short of Broadway productions and working the magic show at Disneyworld, professional actors and technicians will rarely – if ever – see a budget that grand and technology that big ever again. Green would rather focus on the fact that these kids will never again see a “circle of love” in the professional world, or that they’ll never again know the joy of cramming for exams between scenes, or that they’ll have to face a real world where people don’t give you a standing ovation, even if you stumble over your costume and forget the lines. But, to be frank and even a little bit harsh, that’s life. I’m far more concerned about the emphasis on musicals at the high school level – how many productions of Cats are there in a year across the United States? And how many of them can you actually be paid for?

High schools do musicals because they’re quick ways to bring in money and they’re quick ways to get a lot of people onstage. After all, if New Albany decided that this year they were going to do a season that included Twelfth Night, Arcadia, and Fuddy Meers, they would have a professional level season with plenty of opportunity for professional level technical work – but they wouldn’t have nearly the ticket sales and they wouldn’t have nearly the number of students in onstage roles. But the vast majority of paying work out there in the theatre is going to be outside of musical theatre. And a lot of it is in small dinner theatres and LORT theatres where they’re working to keep the old soundboard up and running for one more year while they try to raise funds to redo the sound system – or at least get a soundboard that they don’t have to hold together with duct tape. And some if it is outdoor theatre where they’ll decide to save money by not using amplification or more than basic lighting.

Weatherston recognizes something that is usually forgotten in the passionate hustle to produce a big show. He recognizes that in a real world where the general population doesn’t turn down a tax cut so that the money can go the arts—where, in fact, many people seem to feel that fifty cents a year in tax money is too much to pay for the arts—the history of the American theatre has been made by making more out of less. For Coloured Girls who Have Considered Suicide When the Rainbow Is Enuf was not built on a Broadway stage on a seven-figure budget – it was built by a group of women working in cabarets and nightclubs and playing their show wherever they could find a stage. Sam Shepard did not spring onto the arts scene with a multi-million dollar contract – his plays were first seen in the basement of a church. American Theatre is in part the art of doing a lot with a little.

And those are my thoughts on Green’s article.

Oh. One more thing.

“This is really a magical time, when they’re still doing it for the joy of it,” said Guy Tedesco, a professional who’d designed the costumes for “Beauty and the Beast,” beaming as he left the auditorium. “From here on out, it’s prostitution.”

Screw you, Tedesco.

Sunday, May 8th, 2005

CyberNeko activated. Entering kill mode.

From the country that brought you the Aibo – make way for NeCoRo!

Envisioning a society embodying a wide diversity of values, where everyone can live comfortably at peace (what Omron calls the Optimization Society), Omron sees the importance in the realization of a machine that can communicate with humans and understand them. A machine that is gentle to humans and responds appropriately to an individualï¾?s needs. Natural communication between humans and machines is made possible with the cat type communication robot NeCoRo.

Created with Omron’s core sensing and control technology and artificial intelligence technology, NeCoRo realizes natural human to robot communication. Because of its ability to react to human movement and express its own emotions, people pour their affection into this robot and feel attached to it as they would a pet. By living with each other day after day, the person becomes at ease with the robot as it enriches the person’s life.

And when your pet’s batteries run down, its servos give out, or its basic-programming brain goes on the fritz and it enters a far-ranging killing-spree that results in the destruction of all of downtown NeoTokyo, it’ll feel just like one of the kids.

There’s a lot of touchy-feely new age techno-utopian claptrap coming off of this company for what essentially amounts to a high-tech toy cat. If one were to take Omron’s press release at face value, they would feel that Omron had discovered the path to world peace and an end to disease and poverty and they would immediately storm their local governments, demanding that a portion of the budget be set aside for the purchase and distribution of NeCoRo’s for the needy. Which is ridiculous. Everybody knows that NeCoRo is not the technological path to greater cultural understanding, an end to strife, and the abolition of poverty. That’s the iPod.

So, it’s competition for the Aibo. Which is fine. Hey – NeCoRo has something that Aibo doesn’t! It has “synthetic fur,” which “gives it a feline appearance, so it feels natural to treat it like a cat, stroking and hugging it.” Aibo doesn’t have fur. Maybe this will be an example of superior industrial design that manages to take over a small niche market from a previously unbeatable juggernaut?

Or, maybe not. I never thought something with fur would actually succeed in making the Aibo look cuddly. Wow.

Sunday, May 8th, 2005