Archive for March, 2009

Still alive!

They say that only the good die young. Well, yesterday was my birthday. Where do I fall on the scale?

So far, I am not as good as:


  • Ritchie Valens

  • Aaliyah

  • Buddy Holly

  • River Phoenix

  • James Dean

  • Janis Joplin

  • Jimi Hendrix

  • Otis Redding

  • Brandon Lee

  • Kurt Cobain

  • Jim Morrison

But I’m apparently right at the age where Hank Williams died. And he died in my home town – go fig.

But I am apparently still a few years better than:


  • Andy Gibb

  • Jim Croce

  • Patsy Cline

  • Bruce Lee

  • Mama Cass

  • Sam Cooke

  • Sylvia Plath

  • John Belushi

  • Chris Farley

  • Andy Kaufman

  • Jesus

All of whom died within 6 years of my current age.

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

io9 Points at Kettle, Laughs

io9 decided recently to report on the rumor that Christian Bale might be replaced as Batman. Note that they didn’t report the rumor, but reported on the rumor. Big difference.

According to “industry gossip” (which means: lots and lots of papers got excited about something they read, but can’t remember where), Bale may be damaged goods after his on-tape melt down.

That’s mighty funny coming from io9 – a blog that routinely reports its own bloggers’ idle speculation and pipe dreams as “the industry buzz.”

But, see, this is why they can decry the rumor mill – because this particular rumor goes completely against what they want to happen. They either want Bale to remain in the cape and cowl, or for an actor in his 50’s to be cast to play in a direct-from-the-page adaptation of The Dark Knight Returns (a comic I like and respect, but which would make an absolutely horrible movie).

With all their talk about how sexualizing and abusing men makes Battlestar Galactica a feminist series, and their near-constant backhanding of Heroes and all of its remaining fans, io9 is the type of organization that makes me completely understand why Russell T. Davies would make it a policy to ignore what the fandom tells him to do with his work. It’s… it’s like Andy Kaufman decided after his wrestling career that he wanted to start a sci-fi fanzine.

And they remain in my Bloglines… well, frankly, I’m not sure why.

Monday, March 9th, 2009

Can’t we all just get along?

Awwww… Why can’t Kitteh and Roomba be friends?

Saturday, March 7th, 2009

I’ll take Ranting Ideologue for the block.

Every time I turn on the news these days, I’m hearing Republicans complaining about earmarks and how they’re going to kill us all. CNN’s crawl yesterday said that the Republicans are declaring “The era of big spending is back!”

Unfortunately, CNN did not follow that crawl item with the other major, related story: “Republicans apparently spent last eight years in a coma.”

But as this story from the Houston Chronicle teaches us, complaints over budget earmarks are so much sound and fury, signifying nothing.

Rep. Ron Paul vehemently denounced the $410 billion catch-all spending bill approved last week by the House of Representatives.

But although the libertarian-leaning Republican from Lake Jackson cast a vote against the massive spending measure, his fingerprints were on some of the earmarks that helped inflate its cost.

Paul played a role in obtaining 22 earmarks worth $96.1 million, which led the Houston congressional delegation, according to a Houston Chronicle analysis of more than 8,500 congressionally mandated projects inserted into the bill. His earmarks included repair projects to the Galveston Seawall damaged by Hurricane Ike and the Gulf Intracoastal Waterway.

I am not about to complain about money being appropriated to repair the Galveston Seawall and the Gulf Intracoastal Waterway. Hell, I think they’re worthwhile. I think that if more budget earmarks had resembled those instead of bridges to nowhere (championed by Paul’s fellow Republican, Ted Stevens), then we wouldn’t be surrounded by crumbling infrastructure today.

But that’s just the point – earmarks are how the budget works. It ensures that while the big business of running a nation gets done, the smaller business of keeping states up and running is made easier, as well. Our horrible response to Katrina (which, as Bobby Jindal pointedly ignored, was a failure of a Republican administration) is nothing compared to the prior four years (also under a Republican administration) when the Army Corps of Engineers told the federal government they needed money to shore up and improve the levees, only to be ignored by Republicans who were complaining about all this goldurn unnecessary spending. All while they were building bridges to nowhere and funneling billions into a war that didn’t even appear in the budget.

The point is, it’s not about “no earmarks.” It’s about good earmarks. It’s about finding what actually puts people to work, builds our infrastructure, and provides for the common good, rather than what puts money directly into the pockets of the wealthy.

Bonus lesson: When you allow an unelected, loudmouthed ideologue to grow into the voice of your party, you’ll learn to regret it. And, also, if you’re going to say you’re here to defend the Constitution, you might want to stop illustrating how little you know about it in the same breath.

Monday, March 2nd, 2009