LucasSuck
Somewhere, George Lucas is gnashing his teeth in anger, flecks of foam flying from his sneering lips and catching in his bristling beard. “How dare he!” he’s roaring. “I give him the chance to be part of the greatest saga in the history of film, and he dares to tell people that he disagrees with me? I will BURY him!”
Let’s start the betting pool: In the Episode One: The Phantom Menace (Special Edition), Lucas will Forrest-Gump Liam Neeson out and replace him with…
“Ummm, well, they’ve kind of got silly now, haven’t they?” actor Liam Neeson told The Toronto Sun yesterday while doing interviews for his latest film, the forthcoming ensemble romantic comedy Love Actually.“That last (Star Wars movie) was just pyrotechnics, you know,” Neeson said of Episode II—Attack of The Clones, lamenting that the “computerized stuff” fails to connect with either the actors or audiences.
Neeson said he expects nothing different when Episode III, in which he is not involved, is released in 2005 to complete the prequel trilogy.
My money’s on Adam Sandler. How about you?
August 23rd, 2004 at 12:41 pm
A computer-generated Adam Sandler.