The cows are not what they seem
The Chicago Sun-Times reports on yet another great invention from a fast-food industry dedicated to healthier eating:
Meet cheeseburger fries, a deep fried mixture of ground beef, cheese and breading that tastes, well, like a cheeseburger.The cattlemen are hoping their invention will do for beef sales what Chicken McNuggets did for chicken.
And for those of you who have missed the other big news, Kellogg’s is inviting people to lose weight by replacing two meals a day with a bowl of Special K each. Wow. Forget “part of a complete breakfast,” let’s just make it breakfast and lunch all in itself. Will you lose weight? Probably. But malnutrition generally leads to weight loss, anyway.
September 24th, 2003 at 12:27 pm
since i’m late for “talk like a pirate” day i’ll just say this: arr, and if we be eatin’ their way, we’ll all be scurvy knaves!
i’ve been wanting to make this comment at every site that posted this news, uh, tidbit…i guess i just reached critical mass. which is what many americans are close to already. i can almost feel the grease coming out of my pores just reading about it…........