Who would you rather buy Pepsi from?

Look at that face. That’s just not a face that sells. Those shifty eyes, that creepy grin that makes you think he’s got something to hide. That’s the look of a man who wants you to drive your new car off the lot – so he can’t be held legally responsible when it falls to pieces five minutes later. The kind of guy who would pass on massive debt to future generations. Y’know what I’m saying.

Not exactly the best face to promote the sanctity of marriage.

Hey! I’ve got an idea!


“I do believe in the sanctity of marriage, I totally do!”

Um, yes. That’s a direct quote.

Whaddaya think? Is that a face that sells or is that a face that sells?

I said, is that a FACE that sells?

Thanks for the story, Mac. I think.

One Response to “Who would you rather buy Pepsi from?”

  1. Ben Says:

    my pops looks like George W. he’s a good guy.. no shiftiness, dont’ judge a man on his looks, judge him on his actions

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