You paid how much for what?
Some people have far too much money. So if you have an extra ten bucks that’s burning a hole in your pocket, may I suggest one of the most expensive film purchases you might make all year? My three-minute non-award-winning short for this year’s StockStock Festival (titled Der goldene russische Spion, der liebte zu töten) is now available from my storefront at Lulu. At $9.99, that’s almost six cents a second! Impress your friends with your complete and utter lack of thrift. Hey – while you’re at it, pick up a copy of The Art of Money Getting for an order that reflects the irony in your blackened soul. And think nothing of it when I decide three months from now that I need to release a special edition.