You Sick Puppy…
I no longer care where Todd McFarlane gets the ideas for his new lines of toys. What I really want to know is… who buys these things?
Obviously, they’re popular. The man keeps cranking out line after line of toys. At this point, he has not only done figures for his Spawn and Angela comics, but also of various anime figures, sports stars, The Wizard of Oz (which included – among other designs – Dorothy in bondage gear being branded by evil munchkins), and now traditional fairy tales.
Gretel: This German princess strikes a much more, uh, impressive pose than her fairy tale counterpart. Getting lost in the woods is the least of her worries.
You know, at this point I really don’t need McFarlane to even make the toys. I know what’s in his imagination. Scrawny guys, lusty babes in bondage gear, and plenty of entrails. There. I just saved you wondering about his next decades worth of toys. Sheesh.